if you do nothing else in pittsburgh

my newest plot to take over the world involves starting a network of travelblogs under the moniker "if you do nothing else in (fill in the blank)" that would give casual visitors an insider's track on the world as a happening place. i spent a random, partially drunk night a few weeks ago brainstorming the places in pittsburgh about which i could travelblog and the list was quite loquacious. or was that just me?

i doubt i will hatch my plot. my hatchlings having met with little success before. however, if i do nothing else in life, i will daydream of plots. to hatch or not to hatch.

i'd like to be known as "Hatch" Kaufman.